Chimaera First Officer found!

Post by **Fel** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:47 am

Calder wrote:"Line Captain Calder" action figure to go with your collection.

Does it also do the answers to the "Dear Senior Fleet Officer" letters? Those were great.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:09 am

I'd forgotten about those.

Yes, those were pretty funny. Some of those rank right up there with my Christmas-cancellation memo.

Reservist Foley · Post by **Reservist Foley** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:01 am

When I first heard about Christmas being cancalled that one time, I nearly collapsed laughing

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:54 pm

I'm sure for this year, La Forge or Fel could be convinced to resend the original memo.

And last year I gave out Christmas presents, which were somewhat amusing.

Reservist Foley · Post by **Reservist Foley** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:58 pm

La Forge certainly has been... influencial on the Chimaera, hasn't he.

Reservist Foley · Post by **Reservist Foley** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:00 pm

Also, I wish some of you old dog reservists would come back. I'd be so much fun to hear yuor old war stories

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Post by **Fel** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:42 pm

Calder wrote:I'm sure for this year, La Forge or Fel could be convinced to resend the original memo.

Yes, in what has become the tradition, I will mail out the original memo to the whole fleet at Christmas time.

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:22 pm

Good stuff. You know if you didn't, I would. That wonderful piece of writing is possibly the funniest thing Captain Calder has ever produced.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:05 am

And that says a lot, because I came out with some funny stuff in my time.

Some of the stories I wrote, while usually having a serious undertone, were filled with some good jokes. Rala's fish boots (and his donut obsession), the whole "Imperial Steakhouse" thing, and "Fel's Parka Guy" were some of my funniest bits.

Post by **Fel** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:15 am

I'd love to see the ending of the Insurance Fraud story and the Imperial Steakhouse one