Unit Reports:
Raider
Submitted on 2005-09-14 by Lieutenant Glendon
Raider Report
5/16/05
Co: ALT Glendon
XO: TBA
Activity:
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Raider CO/ I’m still here
Raider XO/ TBA
Raider Three/ PFC Krix Trahurn:
Raider Four/ PFC Joe Evans:
Raider Five/ PFC Kaine Toth:
Raider Six/ PFC Pharaxes: E-mailed me
Current Activities:
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Outer Sections Chapter 6
Announcements:
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-None, except that I do need to promote one of my officers and the one who shows that they can be responsible will probably get it.
-The fact that only one of my officers reported in is depressing.
-Medals and promotions to those who stay active.
Orders:
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-Be active, participate in the Outer Section missions
-Report in to me, report back to me as soon as you see this
Final Thoughts:
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Thank you Pharaxes for actually reporting in to me.
Random Thing for the Week
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Educated vs. Learned
A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the little boy and said "Let's talk. I heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, and then thinking he would have some fun said, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Tommy, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass yet the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well then," said little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
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ALT Glendon / Raider CO / 1st Brigade, I Corps / Imperial Army
[MoM]
"Killing and destruction isn't my job. Those are just my hobby"