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As you may know the G3RLM is currently in progress!
As you can probably understand this will mean slow or non-existent responses for a while!
I'm sure interesting stories will be told when everyone gets back home!

So bear with us.

Commander Jamie

Straight people and lesbians are now legally barred, in order to preserve the atmosphere.

It seems as if they can be barred, but it's not as if all heterosexuals aren't allowed in anymore: "Mr McFeely also stressed that he did not wish to ban all heterosexuals." ( http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news ...

Please note that Admiral Zwibble is currently having PC problems, with her motherboard completely dead - until she (read: ME :P) gets to drive to cologne to pick up a new one, she's out of contact. So forward everything to Laithlis, even stuff you have sent in to her already, that has not been ...

I was going to say because when a new component arrives, first it goes to Vort, and whatever that replaced goes to Zwib. :P

Yeah, that's the way it works - but at least I am not at the end of the line, lke Doreen. She gets whatever's oldest and left over that we don't want. :P

Anyway, a friend ...

Welcome back to the both of you! It's nice to hear from you, Lee.

As for you, Beantownman, are you back as Rommel or Boston? Do we even allow Nazis? Oh, wait, Vort's still around (on the MBs, at least) - nevermind. In any case, it's good to see you as well.

Vort yelled at them until they finally fixed it, so my e-mail is back! Finally! Of the 1123 e-mails that I just downloaded, over 900 are junk, but that still leaves quite a few for me to work with. I am doing my best to get everything processed ASAP, but I can't promise that it'll all be done today ...

*sigh* Alright, supposedly they moved us to a new server, but I still can't access my inbox. Please send *all* mail to zwibble@empirereborn.net for now on. There should have been a redirect set up so that mail sent to commandant@er.net went there, but it hasn't happened yet. So to be absolutely sure ...

Now I remember why I've gotten lazy about keeping up-to-date with the MBs. You all out-spam chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, sheesh. :P

Admiral, I've been sending a few to you as of late; how many have you received from me this week?

Anyway, the last e-mail I got from you was on ...

Okay, it looks like our ISP is messing up once again - I haven't been able to access my mail since yesterday or the day before. Hopefully everything's still going through, but I can't be sure that things haven't gotten lost. If you sent me something urgent, drop me a PM or a mail at zwibble@gmx.net ...

Since Vort's provider is spinning again, my e-mail isn't working properly. I can't always connect to the server, and sometimes mails don't get to me for a few days. So far it doesn't seem that any have been completely lost, but if they're sitting there on the server where I can't access them it ...

I vote for an applet that sends a shock arcing out to zap people who try and apply without a valid e-mail address. And one that goes back in time and murders their parents if they try to sign up with a name that includes "Darth" or "Lord" or "Admiral." Can you get to work on that, La Forge? :P

Good idea, La Forge, except I think the amount of parts is so great that they've reached some sort of a critical mass and have distorted space-time to open up a few more dimensions. At any rate, something happens to the cables overnight to make them turn from neatly-ordered coils to nightmare snarls ...

As my power source died last week and Vort still hasn't been able to track me down a new one in the organizational nightmare that is our computer part heap, I have been without access to my e-mail for a couple of days. I've got the laptop up and running to handle things in the meantime, but I ...

It worked indeed, and he's graduated and I'm happy, so all is right with the world. Well done, Burton!

An Imperial citizen by the name of Xon Che filled out an application for RC and included a screenshot, which is always nice to see because it means I can graduate cadets right away; I enjoy an empty, quiet academy because it lets me catch up on my napping. :P

The problem is that Che gave an ...