ATTENTION TO ALL ONBOARD THE NEMESIS !!!

Mike Mar · Post by **Mike Mar** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:58 pm

I am growing tired of being locked on the bridge because of our War against the Rebel.

So.... I have decided to leave the bridge and take a walk on EVERY deck of this BEAUTIFUL Ship.

IT BETTER BE BEAUTIFUL!

( Knowing that the GE timeline is not the same as RL )

I will be exiting the bridge in approx ONE hour! (more or less a day)

Prepare yourself for a major inspection of EVERY Quarters , rooms , messes. Be it Navy or Army personnel.

EVERY INCHES OF THIS SHIP WILL BE INSPECTED!!!

steel · Post by **steel** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:39 pm

Pilots! Hide the alcohol! Get rid of the smuggling! Gogogo!! :p

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:42 pm

How do you inspect a ship via email?

Munro Burton · Post by **Munro Burton** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:05 pm

Munro looked at Dragon Company's dormitory, taking in the bottles of alcohol, both illegal and legal. The contraband music disks, leeched off eBantha. The carticatures of Admiral Fel, Captain La Forge and Commander MAR with darts thrown in them. The 'Join Red Squadron' poster one of his troops had grabbed as a joke while picking through a raided Rebel base.

"Ohhh..." he moaned.

Reservist Foley · Post by **Reservist Foley** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:23 pm

*Laughs at Munro and claps twice, deploying an army of cleaning droids that could rival the swarms of insectoids on Geonosis*

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:49 am

You can hold off on the droid cleaning army Mr Foley. If it's not clean by the time Commander Mar arrives I plan to simply open the compartment to space and let the vacuum suck everything out.

Reservist Foley · Post by **Reservist Foley** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:10 pm

Awwwwwwww... but my way has the chance of the droid web-memory feed going haywire and result in all the droids going on a killing rampage, aimed mostly at high command... and not to forget mutant monkeys, or at least some kind of mutants. No mech problem can occur without some kind of mutant.

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:07 am

This is Star Wars; There are no monkeys. And the only thing that's going to get mutated around here is you if you start plotting against High command Members.

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:57 am

Yeah, the only RL animals you're allowed to use are ducks

Munro Burton · Post by **Munro Burton** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:22 am

Heh, that was in an original cut of ANH, wasn't it? Something like...

Ben: <analogy concerning something being like a duck taking to water>
Luke: What's a duck?

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:39 pm

Umm... I dunno. But ducks live on Naboo.

Qorl · Post by **Qorl** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:27 pm

Thera are also statues of horses on naboo in ep1 so I guess that is ok to.

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:52 am

Okay fine, Horses and Ducks. but no Monkies! (Except Foley

)

Mike Mar · Post by **Mike Mar** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:22 pm

Don't worry Captain.

I'll have EVERY single animals on this Ship shot down and thrown out in space.

Including their owners.

Article 3.4.2.b The Nemesis Health Code

Evgeny Lafast · Post by **Evgeny Lafast** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:39 am

sweet animals ....... and theyre owners ....... realy how you wil inspect the ship