BREAKING NEWS: Kidnapping!

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:39 pm

Of course, Phantom. I'll even let you pull the trigger.

Falen · Post by **Falen** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:10 am

Friendly, are we?

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:49 pm

Okay, fine, Falen, I'll get two blaster rifles and you and Phantom can fire them at the same time.

Dr. Narrabrant · Post by **Dr. Narrabrant** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:29 pm

You recieve the following holonet transmission on your reciever. The words "From Narrabrant with love" appear, followed by the text below...

Muahahahahaha! I am the great and glorious Dr. Narrabrant! You fools have spent so much time bickering, I could not help but reveal a bit more about my identity.

Yes, I am the one who stole that rotten piece of meat you know as Jacob Jr. However, I am quickly growing tired of holding him. Thus, unless you meet the following demands, numerous orders of roasted rancor meat will be sent throughout the Imperial fleet...

I want the following put into a package and sent to a region of deep space I have specified in the data stream of this message:

A blaster rifle from the Legion supply closet,
The long lost picture of the Senior Fleet Officer in a french maid outfit,
A picture of both SCSes having tea together,
An Army helmet, painted pink, and
a signed autograph of the Supreme Commander, in mint condition.
If the following demand is not met within the next 48 hours, I will have no choice but to do my worst to that foul rancor.

Signed with love,

Dr. Narrabrant

EF Quorl Dalon · Post by **EF Quorl Dalon** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:15 pm

SGM Mitchell where are you? Do another search of the SFO's quarters! Can we trace holonet messages? I have a can of pink paint ready, I just need the helmet!

Falen · Post by **Falen** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:36 pm

Oh crap... The "french maid picture" has resurfaced. I'm sorry you'll have to go through this again, sir. You'll be alright... If not, La Forge and I will be happy to run the Chimaera. Don't worry about a thing!

La Forge: The blaster rifles may no longer be necessary.

So why don't we just cave into these demands? This is next to nothing that he's asking for... Except for that one picture. But that's okay... It deserves to see the light of day again, anyway, cause it's just *so* good.

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:53 pm

I see nothing wrong with it. This guy obviously has a few screws loose. On the other hand, I've never had a rancor steak.

GE Farmer · Post by **GE Farmer** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:29 pm

i think Dr. Narrabrant did it....

Syrtaras · Post by **Syrtaras** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:55 pm

No shit, Sherlock? :P

(Sorry, couldn't resist :P)

CPT Nathan Chu · Post by **CPT Nathan Chu** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:12 pm

Watch, we do our end of the bargain and he gives up a crappy reject of a rancor from Dathomir.

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-Captain Nathan Chu

CPT Nathan Chu/ Blitz D-CMDR/ Chimaera Regiment/ Legion
[MoM]x2 [IVM-BB] [LSM-1S]
Academy Legion Mentor

EF Quorl Dalon · Post by **EF Quorl Dalon** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:12 pm

I just realized that the dear Dr. wants a signed autograph. How are we going to do that? I guess we'll have to make the SC sign a piece of paper, and then sign it again. Unless of course, evil people sometimes make mistakes in their typing.

The only thing is, I feel bad about caving to his demands. It has to be someone in the fleet. I'd rather just catch the wacko, instead of meeting the ransom.

AD Polanski · Post by **AD Polanski** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:59 pm

The Galactic Empire policy is that we do no give in or negotiate with terrorists....

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:20 pm

Amen to that!

Besides...that picture doesn't exist anymore. I took the liberty of destroying it some time ago.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:42 pm

so you admit there was a picture like that....

CPT Nathan Chu · Post by **CPT Nathan Chu** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:35 am

Why in the first place did Calder take that picture? Lost some bet?

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-Captain Nathan Chu

CPT Nathan Chu/ Blitz D-CMDR/ Chimaera Regiment/ Legion
[MoM]x2 [IVM-BB] [LSM-1S]
Academy Legion Mentor