BREAKING NEWS: Kidnapping!

Falen · Post by **Falen** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:16 am

Hm... I've been so out of it. What's the deal w/ the "Fluffy Bunny" thing? And yeah... What was La Forge's "lingering animosity" (see page 1) towards Jacob Jr.? I was obviously gone too long.

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:37 am

Basically during a few wargames La Forge insisted on calling one of his ships "Fluffy Bunny" he tried to do this with one of his ISDs in Warlords, but I refused to allow it.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:30 am

And I refused to even consider it in Supremacy 2 and Purge Orus.

Though in hindsight, I might not have felt so bad it was captured in Purge Orus if my flagship was the SSD Fluffy Bunny.

And just think: this is the same guy that's going to be the Acting Senior Fleet Officer for two months. Isn't irony grand?

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:14 am

Hey, you all have a problem with fluffy bunnies? You obviously never watched Monty Python, or you would know that a bunny can strike fear in the hearts of it's enemies.

Besides, if you can get the enemy to die from laughter, it's the same as death from lasers, right?

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:29 am

"There it is!"

"What, behind the rabbit?"

"It is the rabbit."

"You sod! You had us all worked up over nothing! Charge!"

*rabbit lunges from man to man tearing out their throats; carnage and blood is everywhere*

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

Post by **Vortagh** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:25 am

I TOOOOLD ya!

Glendon · Post by **Glendon** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:37 pm

Where are all these demonic rabbits coming from?
*The rabbit jumps on Glendon's head and then gouges his eyes though this helmet.

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:54 pm

Well, I thought there was just one, but thy Holy Hand Grenade finished it off, so who knows?

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:11 pm

Maybe it had wee rabbit children.

But more likely, judging by the poor special effects, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch merely scared the rabbit long enough to let the knights pass. Rabbits (even man-eating ones) do get spooked easily if you throw grenades at them.

I was just thinking! General Jansen has his rancor, I want one of these rabbits! I've been looking for a way to keep La Forge in line, and this might do the trick!

I can let him roam freely in my office, and he can use La Forge's sandbox as a litter box.

My god, it's brilliant!

Alright, consider it done. I now own a foul, cruel, bad-tempered rodent that answers to no one but me. It's name will be Nixon.

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:18 pm

Nice name choice

My Krayt dragon is too big to fit in my office.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:23 pm

When Commander LaForge and myself had a XWA match he was T/F Gama-1 ...and for some reason i was T/F Bunny

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:23 pm

Captain: Is it fluffy and pet-able? If so, we can turn your office into a petting zoo.

Sol: Only because "Fluffy Bunny" didn't fit properly.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:47 pm

Suuuure, Commander....go ahead and pet him. I dare you.

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:01 pm

Righto then, I'll plan the journey into the lair of the evil beast for tomorrow. In the meantime, I will gather supplies. *points to an Ensign* You! Bring me a Holy Hand Grenade! And make sure it's not to expensive. And nicely sized, too.

(Okay, so I paraphrased a bit. Oh well.

)

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:05 pm

"Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...."

"Skip a bit, please."

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"