BREAKING NEWS: Kidnapping!

Falen · Post by **Falen** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:15 pm

And yes, the criminal is my dear first officer. So what shall the punishment be? Cause the weird thing is, it looks like he'll be the acting SFO for a while, instead of being punished. Of course, maybe having that position is a bit of a punishment.

Glendon · Post by **Glendon** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:23 pm

*after getting a new pair of robotic eyes Glendon take a five poud fish and sets off*
Be berey berey quite, I'm huntin wabbits. heh, heh, heh, heh.

CPT Nathan Chu · Post by **CPT Nathan Chu** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:42 pm

Come on lads! We've wiped out entire species before! We can do it again!
*Punches a rabbit right in the face*

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-Nathan Chu

EF Quorl Dalon · Post by **EF Quorl Dalon** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 7:34 pm

My thanks Mr. Falen for not ignoring my question. I don't enjoy being ignored, nomatter how fun it looks.

And what is wrong with rabits?
ooh, I know what the punishment can be. We can release ten boxes full of rabits, and make the acting-SFO take care of the problem with no help.
Just a thought.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 8:15 pm

Thatt's fiction, Lieutenant. The rabbit doesn't sleep. You'd never get close enough to it to shoot.

It lets me close to it because it likes me (I have no idea why) and I've told the rabbit to let La Forge feed it, so it doesn't attack him either.

For reference on how other people deal with the rabbit, you might want to do some research.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 8:31 pm

EN Dalon: i did not ignore you, i just didnt see your question

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 8:50 pm

Falen: To answer your question, yes, his punishment is getting my job for two months. Funny how that works, isn't it?

And he already has to clean things up. He has his sandbox, and whenever Rala brings his cat over I let the cat use the sandbox too. You should have seen the look on my dear First Officer's face the first time he found one of the "gifts" that the cat left for him.

'Course the rabbit doesn't like the sand. He prefers cedar chips. I had a little room built for him because I want him to be able to move around freely, but I don't want him to move around freely in my office. His room is right next to the office and he is therefore able to guard the door for me. He's quite adept at it. He's already killed four ensigns.

And I think while I'm gone, it will be Falen's specific duty to ensure the rabbit is fed.

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:35 pm

Righto then. Congrats, Falen, on your new post.

Looks like I may just keep that darn rabbit around after all - it's quite entertaining.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:39 am

Just to get off topic real quick...

Top ten Posters:
LT Solidisen - 437 posts
FA Polanski - 342 posts
GEN Jansen - 261 posts
CL Calder - 222 posts
Vortagh - 218 posts
Jagged Fel - 211 posts
RES Nathan - 180 posts
CM la Forge - 168 posts
ALT Mitchell - 158 posts
CM Longstreet - 143 posts

Wow... i think i need to slow down a bit eh?

COL Longstreet · Post by **COL Longstreet** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:48 pm

Yes, try to decount the spam and unneccessarry posts and you would have about a half I think, and also some others would go down some places!

Falen · Post by **Falen** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:29 pm

Haha. See, I really don't spam anymore. I promise!

And Captain, I get to feed it? You said you had our dear Commander feeding it, so it wouldn't attack him. Can I get the same assurances, or will I need to find some way to hold it off me. Of course, with my own rabbit, I've got lots of experience. The darn girl's teeth are SHARP.

AD Polanski · Post by **AD Polanski** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:51 pm

I think it's time to make a closure to this topic.

It appears indeed that the evil criminal's true identity has been found out. Dr Narrabrant is in fact our good Commander La Forge.

For a penalty, we shall be removing the Commander's sandbox for one week, and replacing it with concrete (solid). This should calm down the commander for a while.

Stay tuned for sometime we'll have another mystery, and a new villian!

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:49 pm

*whimpers and goes off to a corner to sulk about losing his sandbox*